qvarantine:

that why

qvarantine:

that why

iseeavoice:

therainbowgorilla:

qalaba:

iseeavoice:

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”


Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”

human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors

#AREYOUSERIOUS

WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.

"You are, without doubt, the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of."

"But you have heard of me."

(Source: stvrmborn)

findchaos:

endlessbutts:

baby otter with water for the first time

I had a few names to choose from to reblog this amazingly cute video, but how could I choose anyone other than “endless butts”?

illkim:

Summer expectations

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Summer reality

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(Source: illkim)

(Source: keptephemera)

doughgoong:

markdoesstuff:

multitudes-inside:

natawhat:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

babygoatsandfriends:

Koalas having an argument.

if you have never heard a koala noise before, here is yr chance

they sound like fuzzy bike horns

I laughed so hard I literally started crying

i wasn’t ready

blehr!!

yoncehaunted:

When the teacher answers your question but you still don’t understand 

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mortem-ex-supra:

catchez:

onlylolgifs:

Water balloon popped in zero gravity

STOP SHITTING ME

if you don’t want this on your dash, you’re lying

mortem-ex-supra:

catchez:

onlylolgifs:

Water balloon popped in zero gravity

STOP SHITTING ME

if you don’t want this on your dash, you’re lying

(Source: heartisbreaking)

arielpunchesdemons:

This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE

(Source: stokesandoates)

(Source: totallybrian)

“I hope you fall in love
With someone who always texts back and never lets
You fall asleep thinking you’re
Unwanted.
I hope you fall in love with someone
Who holds your hand during the scary parts of
Horror movies and burns
Cookies with you when you’re
Too busy dancing around the
Kitchen.
I hope you fall in love with
Someone who sees galaxies in your eyes
And hears music in your
Heartbeats.
I hope you fall in love with someone who
Tickles you and makes you smile
On hard days and on easy
Ones.
But beyond all that I hope
You fall in love with someone
Who will never leave you behind
And who will never take you
For granted, someone who
Will stand by you when you’re
Right and stand by you
When you’re wrong,
Someone who has seen you at your worst
And has loved you
Still.
I hope you fall in love
With someone who
Kisses you in the rain
And hugs you in the cold and
Wouldn’t have you any other
Way.”

haveitjoeway:

what I want to do for halloween:

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what I’ll end up doing on halloween:

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